Staring at “Melons” increases life span

Posted: August 25, 2008 in Girls Girls Girls, Homepage
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I have heard about this but some people proved that it didn’t work, but I guess some other research team actually proved that it did.

The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News recently said that men staring at women’s breasts prolong their lives by several years.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said (creepy) author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team that tested this theory was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany. Tested consisted of monitoring 200 male subjects for 5 years. Half of the subjects were told to look at busty females daily and the others were told not to. The boob looking half presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

I guess we should give thanks to all well-endowed women and they should let us in return let us look at their breasts xP. Hey it’s for my health.

  1. atamosajr says:

    Wow. Thats awesome… hahah


  2. sanchezm says:

    sorry, not applicable to be. im B-cup hehehe!!!

  3. sandrar says:

    Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. 🙂 Cheers! Sandra. R.

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